The Adventures of a 17 Year Old Fatbabe

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oct 20

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

(via satansspoopycousin)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via yousoldtheworld)

Oct 20

That awkward moment a super conservative republican makes a tumblr account

Oct 20

astronautgrasshopper:

until-the-truth-becomes-a-lie:

laugh-addict:

can we just take a moment to appreciate how the voice of Nigel Thornberry

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is this man

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wut

Smashing.

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You’re welcome

(Source: consultingdoctorsassbutt, via snortingcocacola)

Oct 20

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

I do this shit constantly

(Source: lesbolution, via brittanyisrad)

Oct 20

"WOW SO MANY PLUS SIZE MODELS THAT LOOK NOTHING LIKE ME. I’M SO GOING TO BUY THE CLOTHES THAT WON’T FIT MY FAT ASS PROPERLY ."

- Me every time i see perfectly formed +size models that aren’t really plus size just have wide hips. (via imaunicornhearmeroarsoftly)

FUCKING SERIOUSLY

(via theplussideoffashion)

Oct 20
Oct 20

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda, via snortingcocacola)

crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 
Oct 20

crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

(via kisseslikesnakebites)

onlyblackgirl:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

*sips tea*


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
Oct 19

onlyblackgirl:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

*sips tea*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

(Source: 122782, via kisseslikesnakebites)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

(via kisseslikesnakebites)

Oct 19